I’m pretty good at drawing, but I am not Leonardo good.  I can draw something that looks like something, or even something that is kind of a symbolic representation of something without looking “real”, but I usually can’t draw something that looks “real.”

I mean, I could but I don’t take the time to do it. I’m very impatient about art these days.

anyone over the age of 25 who still wants to get in a mosh pit is an idiot. especially at a Killigans show. I don’t want to see your old ass out on the floor pogoing like a dork or trying to pick up nickles like you are some old-school badass. the chip on your shoulder is not a badge of honor.

seriously. you are old, old man. go take a seat and grab a beer. you look stupid out there.

I am a gum-oholic. I can’t live without gum-ohol.

when you stop and think about it, all shades and colors of “brown” could be described as “poop brown.”

I don’t like my coffee like I don’t like my women :

Old and Cold.

it seems to me, over the past couple of years there has been a real shift in art. it seems now that there is a lot more art out there that looks like shit. and it looks like that on purpose, either lack of trying, or lack of talent or training, or just lack of good judgement. there are of course, tons of artists making really good work, and even some of the shitty art is conceptually pretty interesting, it just looks like shit.

maybe I should lower my standards. if I did I think I could make a lot more art myself. I guess I shouldn’t always have to strive to be “great” when “good” is usually more than adequate.

I guess I just prefer art that makes me go “I can’t do that” or “I could do that if I tried a little harder” to art that makes me go “did a 5th grader do that?”

searching for good stock photography is the most annoying thing in the world.

America! FUCK YEAH!

this town wants to change its name, but I can’t figure out why. seems like a guaranteed money-maker.

Along with spelling, word order is very important in conveying your message correctly. Let’s say you wanted to market a new brand of hand lotion with the phrase “For skin as smooth as a baby’s butt.” You would not want to accidentally switch the word order to “For skin as smooth as a butt’s baby.” I mean, that’s just gross.